Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!