Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!