Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Previous Random Joke Next

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker