Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.