Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.