What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!