How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.