How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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I Duggar."

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !