Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
A joint venture.
Because he had an edible complex.
Because he always uses a razor.
Look for the one with shaved legs....
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
The outside !
He was told not to play with his food.
Finding out the chef is bald.