Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more