What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic