What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What number is higher than infinity?

420

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*