Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.