Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.