What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said