What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!