What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.