How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do