How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!