What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof