What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "