What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful