What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's