Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Bully Jokes More Bully Jokes

What do you call a baby bull?

A bully!

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.