What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.