What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

Oreo Jokes More Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.