What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me