What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.