What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !