What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!