What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.