What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*