How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board