How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.