Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."