Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

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