Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'