Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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