What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!