Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.