Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.