What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.