Semicolon Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis