Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.