Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.