What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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If you're reading this it's too late.

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Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.