What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.