What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.