Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters