Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.