What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

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What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!