What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!