What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!