What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."