They heard there was water at the end
A midwife crisis.
so she wouldn't feel stupid.
A pair of legs.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
Because they cant finish a race.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-