Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.