I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs