I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs