Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.