Why do the poles shift?

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Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Why do the poles shift?

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.