Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.