Because he left a residue at every pole.
Because he was a light sleeper.
The doors were open.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
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He worked it out with a pencil.
He took the rhombus.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
A magnet only has two Poles.