Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs