Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!