Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs