Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs