Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs