How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!