How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top