How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"