Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

League Jokes More League Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.