What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.