What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.