What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.