Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to