Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.