What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.