Gold Digger Jokes

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

What do you call an Asian gold digger?

Cha Ching

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

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What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching