Gold Digger Jokes

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What do you call an asian golddigger?

Cha Ching

What do you call an Asian gold digger?

Cha Ching

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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