Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

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What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.