What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit