Because they MINE as a job.
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He was in a deep depression.
He was a miner.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
Au, yeah!
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
They're always picking on him.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
When he's a miner.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
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Because they were Miners... XD
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
A miner
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
They saw what happened to the sheep
He went back to square one....
Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
A Piano.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Everyone takes him for granite.
They can't. There's a wall.
All of them.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
They have no jobs
Me: After lunch, next question.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.