Miner Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Catholic Church Jokes More Catholic Church Jokes

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Rock Johnson Jokes More Rock Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Coal Mining Company Jokes More Coal Mining Company Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.