Miner Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Catholic Church Jokes More Catholic Church Jokes

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

Edit:

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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