Rock Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Rock Star Jokes More Rock Star Jokes

How does Dwayne Johnson Party?

Like a ROCK Star.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Nutritionist Jokes More Nutritionist Jokes

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

Dwayne Jokes More Dwayne Jokes

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!