Nutritionist Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

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An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.