Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
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Coffee Mug
A carb-o-rater
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
A spider
Everyone takes him for granite.
It weighed too much for its scales !
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
None, they were all minerals.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Because they all joined
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
A: E-I-E-I-O.
A what?
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Nobody takes him for granite.
