How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula